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I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.
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Me when I am forced to socialize.
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME
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I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.
This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.
this will never not be funny.
gettin real tired of your shit
Seventeen years old
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I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.
DISNEYLAND.
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omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
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DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
and I’m going to be an engineer! jeez
that’s a very fascinating piece of information thank u
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