burger king gonna kill us all
TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE
how time flies
you aged really well
Pokemon trainers don’t age
mom… dad… im batman
I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP
me having to leave left over food at a restaurant:
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
Concept art for Disney’s Sleeping Beauty by Eyvind Earle
"can i see your phone?"
"ya one sec"
this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT