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mollyiswideawake:

SHE’S EIGHT

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

unamusedsloth:

He hurt his foot. [via]

unamusedsloth:

He hurt his foot. [via]

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

jakemalik:

the very sad and dying sound of a classroom when the teacher tries to get them all to say something together

unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

mind-body-wellness:

beerandbeardsforme:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

Holy shit

This fucked me up

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this