my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
[11 year old voice] hey u guys wanna go smoke smarties
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches.
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds.
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
the holy trinity
- Male author: I guess women are people
- Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills
when i was six i mixed up the words grinch and bitch by accident so i called across a busy shop “mum, you know that bitch who stole christmas?”
trying to fit with a new group like
remember when miley was randomly in hsm2
BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION
i voted for her without parents permission