hearing a story thats obviously made up
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
the very sad and dying sound of a classroom when the teacher tries to get them all to say something together
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….
Tumblr Loves Halloween
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY
This fucked me up